Dear Mr. Yitzhak Goodman, Manager, 3 Handles,
In keeping with the policies of this establishment (3 Handles, Broome Street), I would like to respectfully request a sample of chocolate-flavored frozen yogurt. Said sample will be equal to or greater than 1 ounce but not exceeding 2 ounces. It will be sent directly to my home (99 Delancey Street, #19A) in four to six weeks of 3 Handles receiving this request, barring any unforeseen milk shortages.
After tasting said sample, I will dispose of the small paper cup in the proper garbage receptacle. I will not abuse the free sample policy by requesting a second free sample of any flavor, by disguising myself or by sending a friend. I shall purchase a frozen yogurt of any flavor of my choosing within one week of tasting my sample, as I understand there is no such thing as a free fro-yo sample.
So help me God.