It’s that time of year again! Time to watch the hulksters of the AFL[ii] take on the monsters of the NBA[iii] in the Super Bowl! You are invtied to share the big game with us. We will be partying in style with brewskis full of wine coolers and buffalo-style tofu “wings,”[iv] plus low fat turkey burgers. And feel free to bring your own snacks (just don’t forget about Chad’s peanut allergy!)
We can guarantee that the sound will be low for maximum fun-chatting[v] time. We’ll only be turning it up for our famous commercial bingo! So bring your funny helmets[vi]! And who else can’t wait for the Halftime Show? It’s going to be a heck of a day!
So as the football men would say, play ball!
Sunday, January 28th at 5PM. Be there, or be square!
Sally and Chad[vii]
[i] Opera fans
[ii] American Freelancers League
[iii] National Book Award
[iv] Though all tofu have wings, they are a largely flightless vegetarian substitute
[v] Approved topics included wine tasting, AOL, and Friends.
[vi] These are no longer manufactured, but some can be purchased on eBay.
[vii] The country