Setting up a Duel in the Old West, October 1871

We're also looking forward to meeting your lovely prostitute!

We’re also looking forward to meeting your lovely prostitute!

“Two-shot” Tony Tarasco

The Outlaw Camp 2 Miles South of

Hayes, Colorado Territory 12

 

Dear Two-shot:

Congratualtions! “Deadeye Dan” Duncan, the rootinest, tootinest outlaw this side of the Missouri ™, has accepted your challenge. In light of the innumerable men you’ve killed, the herds of cattle you and your men have stolen, and your very impressive stint has a pirate on the Mississippi during the war, “Deadeye Dan” will consider it a great honor to gun you down in the street.

The date of your duel is set for November 5, 1871. All duels start promptly at high noon, so please plan to arrive 30-45 minutes in advance to complete all the paperwork. Your duel will take place on Main Street, Deever Springs, Colorado Territory, outside of Old Man McCallen’s saloon. All duel participants receive 25% off all whiskies, so be sure to stop in and say hi!

Please have your seconds RSVP by Pony Express no later than October 31st. “Deadeye Dan” is greatly looking forward to murdering you in broad daylight!

Sincerely,

Syd Feinburg

Publicist, “Deadeye Dan” Inc.

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