A threatening email from Bo Obama to Sunny Obama, August 20, 2013

That's right. Smile for the cameras.

That’s right. Smile for the cameras.

Sunny,

Listen up, pup. This White House ain’t big enough for the both of us. You think you’re hot stuff, strutting in here with your tail wagging and your fur perfectly fluffed?

Well, think again. I know your game, and I’ve been cuddly since before you were born. I was here first, and Mommy and Daddy love me the most. Malia might be outgrowing me a little, but Sasha’s still got my back. I survived the first administration and I’m sure as hell making it through the second. So shove your drippy, disgusting tongue back in your mouth and sit, girl.

Also, welcome to the family!

-Bo

Advertisements

Leave a comment

Filed under Uncategorized

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s