In light of your tremendous achievements in space travel,
and exceptionally silly name,
the pleasure of your company is requested
for a meet-and-greet and photo opportunity with the Moon.
A question and answer session will be held immediately afterward
near your landing site.
The Moon will also be signing copies of its new book,
It Takes A Solar System (Harper, $9.99)
and copies will be available for sale.
Sea of Tranquility, The Moon
the twentieth of July, nineteen hundred and sixty nine
eight o’clock in the evening (GMT)
*Black spacesuit optional*