While I agree that not all of his policies are necessarily perfect, I feel you are being too hard on this Adolph Hitler fellow. Say what you will about his methods, but he has the German economy up and humming these days. That’s more than you can say about Franklin DELANO Roosevelt. So while they’re fixing their economy with faith and freedom, we’re losing ours to creeping socialism thanks to this big-government, big-spending liberal.
Instead of wringing our hands about stopping this Skip Hitler fellow, why don’t we ask what we can learn from him? He takes a hard line against socialism, he keeps his promises about letting business be free, and he knows his way around a rally. Meanwhile, Franklin DELANO Roosevelt might be Italian. What kind of a name is Delano anyways?
I think this country needs more of Mr. Hitler, not less. Roosevelt never would have been elected without his legion of voters brainwashed by this newfangled “radio.” And yet, there has never been an investigation into what radio waves actually do the human brain. Why can’t we wake up to who the REAL enemies are?
Richie “Rip” Brewer
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1935 was a heady time (not as heady as 1969, but what year can claim that distinction?), and a lot of people said things they didn’t mean. Heddy Steinowitz told her beau David Herman that she’d marry him, when secretly she planned to run away to Australia (which at the time was believed to be a secret moon colony), for goodness sakes. In retrospect, Richie Brewer would probably regret saying some of the nice things about Hitler that he said, but hindsight’s 20-20.
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